Badly worded notices

Here are some public notices which were seen in public places according to an email I have received:

Firstly, let’s begin with the clean messages, suitable for all ages to read…

1. In a Cocktail Lounge in Norway:

LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

2. At a Doctor’s Surgery in Rome, Italy:

SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

3. At a restaurant in Nairobi, Kenya:

CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER!

4. On the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi, Kenya:

TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

5. On a poster at Kencom (country unknown):

ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP?

6. At a restaurant (country unknown):

OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.

7. In a Cemetery (country unknown):

PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS, FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

8. On a restaurant menu in Switzerland:

OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

9. In the lobby of a hotel, opposite a Russian Orthodox Monastery in Moscow, Russia:

YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY.

10: Airline ticket office in Copenhagen, Denmark:

WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.